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by Jimmy Bastard
Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:57 am
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Links to Art | Music | Literature | Philosophy Sites
Replies: 8
Views: 11766

Links to Art | Music | Literature | Philosophy Sites

(Use this thread to bring others to attention of sites of potential intrigue) As for the large part Forest Records output consists of bleeps and burps I presume there will be more than a few heads that would consider this a treat. http://www.cyndustries.com/synapse/intro.cfm 10 scanned issues of Syn...
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:01 am
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Cash For Smut
Replies: 0
Views: 4222

Cash For Smut

A stiletto is a type of shoe with a very high, spiked heel. It is also a kind of knife. Your job as an author of erotica is to write a story, 500 words or less, featuring a stiletto. We expect your story to be unique and hot as hell. How you use your stiletto is up to you. Weapon, footwear, or metap...
by Jimmy Bastard
Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:33 am
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: The Legendary Volunteer Party Meet and Ting (Saturday)
Replies: 2
Views: 5631

Sorry Morgan, I can't help ya, I just thought it sounded cool at the time.
Matter of fact - I still do.
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:07 am
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Box Wars:
Replies: 8
Views: 14456

I disagree in order to gain entrance you simply have to pose as a largescale delivery of deluxe boxed kippers, trust me you'll be waved right through. Failing that then hijacking and crashing the No.23 through the main gates would work as a fine theatrical introduction to the ensuing carnage. Discla...
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:42 am
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: Box Wars:
Replies: 8
Views: 14456

Box Wars:

just ploughed through the uploaded photos of the last event they manage to convey the carnage of what was truly a monstrous mash. just figured if in the interim between the next official event anybody might wish to take it outdoors potential venues the scottish parliament building top deck between s...
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:05 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: THE FUTURITY: 3 DAYS OF FREE FOR ALL: OFFICIAL PARTY THREAD
Replies: 7
Views: 13406

Oh anyone wishing to get dressy the theme is, of course: the future.
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I'm currently liking this look.
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:20 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: THE FUTURITY: 3 DAYS OF FREE FOR ALL: OFFICIAL PARTY THREAD
Replies: 7
Views: 13406

Dorkbot Alba 2 people doing strange things with electricity Sunday 11 December 2005 From 4pm, Free Part of The Futurity, a three day party at The Forest Cafe, 3 Bristo Place, Edinburgh http://www.dorkbot.org/dorkbotalba http://www.theforest.org.uk --- Speakers/presenters: Jon Rogers - http://www.idl...
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:19 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: THE FUTURITY: 3 DAYS OF FREE FOR ALL: OFFICIAL PARTY THREAD
Replies: 7
Views: 13406

Lookee here ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Great Scottish Santa Run One of the favourite Christmas events in Edinburgh is the Great Scottish Santa Run, the city's attempt to break the record of the largest gathering of Santas running for ...
by Jimmy Bastard
Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:58 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: THE FUTURITY: 3 DAYS OF FREE FOR ALL: OFFICIAL PARTY THREAD
Replies: 7
Views: 13406

It occurs to me I might have been clearer in my exlanation of the above night. It's a DJ night. Anyone can show up and play there tunes. Likely time - 20-30 mins. That's it and it's great. Any concerns email me boliviadarling@hotmail.com --------------------------------------------------------------...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:55 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: gross christmas party meeting
Replies: 9
Views: 15727

I've taken the liberty of creating an official thread now that the event has moved beyond the moot stage and the party has a name all of its own.
I've stuck it up in the People's Forum
Check it
http://theforest.org.uk/bb/viewtopic.php?t=609
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:44 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: THE FUTURITY: 3 DAYS OF FREE FOR ALL: OFFICIAL PARTY THREAD
Replies: 7
Views: 13406

THE FUTURITY. FRIDAY 9TH DECEMBER EVENT: HANG THE DJ - FREE THE TECHNICS TWO! INFO: Not only do we demand a revolution we can dance to. We want to dance to our own tunes. We all know that Joseph Public is a heavy cat and the inferior magicains that comprise the cult of the Superstar DJ has long sinc...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:56 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: THE FUTURITY: 3 DAYS OF FREE FOR ALL: OFFICIAL PARTY THREAD
Replies: 7
Views: 13406

THE FUTURITY: 3 DAYS OF FREE FOR ALL: OFFICIAL PARTY THREAD

THE FUTURITY: 3 DAY PARTY FRI-SAT-SUN 9TH-10TH-11TH DECEMBER 2005 Fu·tu·ri·ty Audio pronunciation of "futurity" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fy-tr-t, -tyr-, -chr-) n. pl. fu·tu·ri·ties 1. The future. 2. The quality or condition of being in or of the future. 3. A future event or possibility. 'It is the b...
by Jimmy Bastard
Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:44 am
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: No Music Day
Replies: 4
Views: 9209

That makes today St. Celia's Day. The patron saint of music and I just happen to have inherited a crateload of gatefold-orama vinyl. I begin my day with The Groundhogs Thank Christ For The Bomb http://www.headheritage.co.uk/unsung/thebookofseth/18 Astral Weeks is next in line. http://www.harbour.sfu...
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:00 am
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: forest ice-breakers
Replies: 10
Views: 15458

Icebreaker: 'that George Bush, then, he's a bit of a bad sod, huh?' Best album to fukk to: The Scorpions featuring The Berliner Philharmoniker: Moment Of Glory Best album to make love to: Tricky: Maxinquaye Like to kill: seriously, George Best, it's gotten undignified. Also I have a signed biography...
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:50 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: things i hate
Replies: 9
Views: 15762

There's a great song called 'I Hate Hate' it's on the Country Got Soul compilation. Seek it out. This thread reminds me of the classic McLarenWestwood T-Shirt http://www.yk.psu.edu/~jmj3/t_hate.gif We should recreate. 'You're gonna wake up one morning and know what side of the bed you've been lying ...
by Jimmy Bastard
Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:58 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: things i hate
Replies: 9
Views: 15762

Just now 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' Deep Blue Something, The noun 'guestimate' an incestuous offspring borne of two synonyms the product of which carries no additional meaning. If it were expressed numerically it would be 1 x 1 = 1 Its only decernible purpose is signifying anyone who uses it as a sure...
by Jimmy Bastard
Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:08 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: The Legendary Volunteer Party Meet and Ting (Saturday)
Replies: 2
Views: 5631

The Legendary Volunteer Party Meet and Ting (Saturday)

‘We know how to give our whole lives everyday’ Arthur Rimbaud Shout-out to the ShareholdaZ C-Dawgs, pirates, deserters. Hello Sailors! Yes sir! The Legendary Volunteer Party Meet and Ting will be taking place this Saturday. Speaking as Volunteer Coordinator, I of course expect all coordinates to att...
by Jimmy Bastard
Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:11 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: We Want The Airwaves!
Replies: 12
Views: 22185

No, no you're not missing anything, your pace of development outstrips my attention to innumerable corners of this website.
I'll turn my focus to touting for future content
Print and distribute flyers tomorrow.
by Jimmy Bastard
Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:15 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: The Library Needs You!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 16565

Other magazines Zembla Vice Viz Creative Books Planet Simpson The mole who knew it was none of his business David Shrigley Film/TV scripts Bill Drummond 45/Bad Wisdom Woody Allen Complete Prose Iain Sinclair James Elroy My Dark Places Julian Cope The Modern Antiquarian Simon Armitage All Points Nort...
by Jimmy Bastard
Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:48 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: We Want The Airwaves!
Replies: 12
Views: 22185

Well the first show planned will run in conjunction with the establishing of Forest Records.
This means it will only showcase artists under the Forest copyright.
But yeah, copyright is a cunt.
I think Urban75 Radio might be a model tp pursue.
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:14 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: What was the last book you read?
Replies: 87
Views: 127606

The Smarting of Selina - Yolanda Celbridge (read on the return journey of a North Wales roadtrip) Truck-stop erotica ordinarily bought by guys whose guts hang lower than their dicks, a niche market no more, one buy one score, we hit spank-lit paydirt. Two hundred miles later my life (and others) had...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:58 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: What was the last book you read?
Replies: 87
Views: 127606

The People's Music - Ian MacDonald Chiefly known for his exalted labour of love-in back catalogue analysis of The Beatles (Revolution in the Head) gathered here are the author's extra-curricular jaunts in the music journalism canon. The writing is of a type I would instinctually avoid, all the artic...
by Jimmy Bastard
Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:08 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: We Want The Airwaves!
Replies: 12
Views: 22185

I say we strike out and aim to put together an initial pilot show just to suss out and flush out the technical realities. If anyone cares to school me in this area I'm more than willing to make it my pet concern and emsure sixty minutes of broadcast quality radio is delivered on a weekly basis. Conc...
by Jimmy Bastard
Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:40 pm
Forum: The People's Forum
Topic: We Want The Airwaves!
Replies: 12
Views: 22185

We Want The Airwaves!

Is anyone interested in working out a regular radio show from the Forest. We could rock it in high-style and operate a pirate from the roof-top or just knock out a podcast on a weekly basis. Stream it and make it available in lo-res and hi-res MP3 downloads. Alongside showcasing the insane talent th...