We could just show the naughty bits. Or on the 28th, Bryony wants to show The Pride of Miss Jean Brodie. You could start early and have a double bill, if there is the time before. Or maybe Chris has perfected his time machine and we could go back to 1993. Or maybe we're there already.
There were lots of 'blue' French films popular with students in the early 90s. Betty Blue, 3 Colours Blue, The Big Blue. Diva was very blue too. It's enough to make you want to buy a kilo of Gauloise tobacco.