Hard Rock Monday, 10th August 8pm

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swithun
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Hard Rock Monday, 10th August 8pm

Postby swithun » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:21 pm

Its that time of the year, when all the motherfuckers get together and rock until they can't rock no more. It can only be Hard Rock Monday. That's right motherfucker. Monday is when its at. The hall upstairs is where its at.

This event is so legendary that people are still talking about last year's. People are still kicking themselves that they missed it. People are still saying that they were there, even though we know they were at home washing their hair. The day after, the city of Edinburgh lost an estimated 3 million pounds due to absenteeism, motherfuckers were so worn out from rocking. Chemists ran out of morning after pills, there was so much wanton fornication in the Crafty Room.

This year, for your delight, we bring you Conflict Diamonds, the hardest rocking two-piece in the business. Pete Wilde strokes and thrashes his guitar, like it is an external organ that can never be satisfied. And Kevin Murray is possibly the tallest man to ever grace a drum stool.

We also bring you the best in hard rock DJs. You know that The Beard, G-Force and $dawg will keep you begging for some more rocking tracks. If they aren't enough, MC Kenna is threatening to make an appearance in your ear drums.

It is logically impossible to ask for more. But there is more. More beer than you can possibly afford. More wine than you want to drink. If you look up the definition of excess in the dictionary, you will see this poster.

No sleep until Tuesday.
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Re: Hard Rock Monday, 10th August 8pm

Postby Gaz » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:08 pm

I'm so, like, totally there, dude
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Re: Hard Rock Monday, 10th August 8pm

Postby ChaoticReality » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:14 am

Bring it on!
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Re: Hard Rock Monday, 10th August 8pm

Postby Gandhi » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:47 am

Hats off to Swithun for creating possibly the coolest event post in the history of the bb...wish I could be there!
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Re: Hard Rock Monday, 10th August 8pm

Postby swithun » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:09 pm

Even Google knows its gonna rock.

Feel the love.
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Re: Hard Rock Monday, 10th August 8pm

Postby Jimmy Bastard » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:44 pm

between a rock and a hardcore place
i expect tops of heads to be blown clear off.
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Re: Hard Rock Monday, 10th August 8pm

Postby chris » Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:14 pm

$dawg, you in the wrong job. that is one unbeblievable good promotization and advertimotioning!!!!!!!!!
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