Your Favourite Christmas Songs

Jimmy Bastard · Post by **Jimmy Bastard** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:48 pm

Mine
Fairytale of New York interpreted by Christy Moore
this is beautiful, all manner of oirish cliche, but nonethess sweet as, especially the end where he kisses Shane fat on the lips
It's worth investigating that sorry sod from Boyzone's versioning of this with corporate switcheroo of various lyrics faggot=haggard etc.
James Brown -Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto
yeah telll em james sent you, the lp worth investigating, some pro-nam anti com broad swipes to be unearthed.
What can you get a wookie for christmas when he already owns a comb from the Star Wars album.
Pretenders Two Thousand Miles
Simon and Garfunkel 7 o'clock News/Silent Night
This is the early evening edition of the news.
The recent fight in the House of Representatives was over the open housing
section of the Civil Rights Bill.
Brought traditional enemies together but it left the defenders of the
measure withoShaut the votes of their strongest supporters.
President Johnson originally proposed an outright ban covering discrimination
by everyone for every type of housing but it had no chance from the start
and everyone in Congress knew it.
A compromise was painfully worked out in the House Judiciary Committee.
In Los Angeles today comedian Lenny Bruce died of what was believed to be an
overdoes of narcotics.
Bruce was 42 years old.
Dr. Martin Luther King says he does not intend to cancel plans for an open
housing march Sunday into the Chicago suburb of Cicero.
Cook County Sheriff Richard Ogleby asked King to call off the march and the
police in Cicero said they would ask the National Guard to be called out
if it is held.
King, now in Atlanta, Georgia, plans to return to Chicago Tuesday.
In Chicago Richard Speck, accused murderer of nine student nurses, was brought
before a grand jury today for indictment.
The nurses were found stabbed an strangled in their Chicago apartment.
In Washington the atmosphere was tense today as a special subcommittee of the
House Committee on Un-American activities continued its probe into anti-
Viet nam war protests.
Demonstrators were forcibly evicted from the hearings when they began chanting
anti-war slogans.
Former Vice-President Richard Nixon says that unless there is a substantial
increase in the present war effort in Viet nam, the U.S. should look forward
to five more years of war.
In a speech before the Convention of the Veterans of Foreign Wars in New York,
Nixon also said opposition to the war in this country is the greatest single
weapon working against the U.S.
That's the 7 o'clock edition of the news,
Goodnight.
Shane McGowan Christmas Lullaby
Woe to the general public's terrible oversight, this one whizzed past the radar, but it carries some ace lyrics
I hope you grow up angry
Just like your dear old dad
I hope you grow up brave and strong
Not like me - all weak and sad
You said "Daddy, daddy,
You're stinking of booze"
I kissed him and said, "Kid,
I was born to lose.
But you have a future
And a big one to say
And I hope you'll remember
All the love that I gave."

Heres to all the little kids
Who haven't got no clothes
Heres to all the little kids
Who haven't got no homes
It's Christmas time in Palastine
It's Christmas in Beirut
They're scrapping 'round for rice
Not for tutti fruits
And the Christmas lights, they blew up
Now the 'lecky's all gone dead
I look like a coal miner
And I've a pain inside my head

Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses
better and again
Christms in Hollis by Run DMC
My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand
And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman
a true treat about fleecing Santa for a cool million
A Junkie's Christmas William Burroughs
Find it on the Spare Ass Annie LP.
Read it here
http://209.85.135.104/search?q=cache:Hf ... =clnk&cd=2
Jona Lewie: Stop The Cavalry
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YYTRxAtT7bs
Charlie Brwon's Christmas
Lucy Van Pelt: You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?
[pause]
Lucy Van Pelt: You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED.
Charlie Brown: Good grief.
Bowie & Bing - Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U-OTQmVOqJU
I'm David Bowie I live down the road

David: hello...... youre the new butler?
Bing: hahaha! well, its been a long time since Ive been the new anything!
David: whats happened to hudson?
Bing: I guess hes changing.
David: yeah, he does that a lot, doesnt he? uhm... oh, Im david bowie, I live
Down the road.
Bing: oh!
David: sir percival lets me use his piano if he not around. hes not around, is
He?
Bing: I can honestly say I havent seen him, but come on in! come in!
David: but uh...
Bing: come on in!
David: are you related to sir percival?
Bing: well, distantly...
David: oh, youre not the poor relation from america, right?
Bing: ha! gee... news sure travels fast, doesnt it? Im bing.
David: oh, Im pleased to meet you. youre the one that sings, right?
Bing: well, right or wrong, I sing either way.
David: oh well, I sing too.
Bing: oh good! what kind of singing?
David: mostly the contemporary stuff. do you eh... do you like modern music?
Bing: oh, I think its marvellous! some of its really fine. but tell me, have you ever listened to any of the older fellows?
David: oh yeah, sure. I like ah... john lennon and the other one with eh...harry
Nilsson.
Bing: mmm... you go back that far, uh?
David: yeah, Im not as young as I look.
Bing: haha, none of us is these days!
David: in fact Ive got a six year old son. and he really gets excited around the christmas holiday-thing.
Bing: do you go in for anything of the traditional things in the... boy, household, christmas time?
David: oh yeah, most of them really. presents, tree, decorations, agents sliding down the chimney...
Bing: what? ?
David: oh, I was just seeing if you were paying attention.
Bing: haha!
David: actually, our family do most of the things that other families do. we
Sing the same songs.
Bing: do you?
David: oh, I even have a go at white christmas.
Bing: you do, eh!
David: and this one. this is my sons favourite. do you know this one?
Bing: oh, I do indeed, its a lovely theme.

And they told me pa-ram-pam-pam-pam

Jimmy Bastard · Post by **Jimmy Bastard** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:02 am

Simon and Garfunkel huh? it's all there wars no-one wants. serial killers, civil rights being cancelled, i predict the death of a funnyman.
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thehemulen · Post by **thehemulen** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:10 pm

Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time

John Lennon - Happy Xmass (war is over)

Low - Just Like Christmas

George Michael - Last Christmas

Cowcube - "he's making a list - SAY WHAT, he's checking it 2wice - YEH..."

and all the Carols...!

lucky · Post by **lucky** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:03 pm

I particularly like The Christmas Buskateers aka Yulesees and the Magic Spankronauts aka fAlex and gAlex*'s tune - "Christmas Medley." Two Alexs bash up Christmas with violin and guitar.

It's world pub(l)ic premier is on Friday night at Babylon Dancing. Come see the hilaritly unfold. That's right - hilarious consequences.

Happy Yule-o-ween and it's day after, Alex*

dan · Post by **dan** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:45 pm

right i'm trying to stay off, but how can i when you're all wrong? it obviously any of the albums off this page: http://www.mistletunes.com/reggae.html
however this one is also good: http://www.mistletunes.com/rap.html
well there you go. that is the news from the holy land.