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Wanted: Aristocrats Jokes - DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED

Post by lucky » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:14 pm

This is not for the faint hearted, don't get involved if you are easily offended. Watch this then proceed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUILIfuz ... re=related

This joke is an institution traditionally between comedians since the Vaudevillian era.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_(joke)

I would like to tell it (or get you to) for the Kabaret nights we will be doing over the festival.

See this page for examples.

http://www.aristocratsjokes.com/

My favourite is http://www.aristocratsjokes.com/joke.ph ... listtype=3

Please post your versions beneath, then we shall decide which one(s) to tell.

Ta-daaaah!

A*

P.S. I did warn you!
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Post by Gandhi » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:41 am

An "Aristocrats"night would be amazing but I'm sure it would turn some of the Forests more fluffier hippies away from the place for a loooong time....in other words I'm up for it! :lol:

Go watch the film, I laughed so hard I peed myself.
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Post by ravanwin » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:22 am

a lot of people hate it but i love that film. great jokes!

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Post by Shannon » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:33 pm

I didn't hate the film, but I was disappointed. I was looking forward to it but found it quite boring...

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Post by lucky » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:00 pm

Anyone?
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