you know you've spent too much time at the forest when:

Forest is people. People is you. You is us.
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you know you've spent too much time at the forest when:

Postby Nevadanteater » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:06 pm

1.) Everything starts to seem normal

2.) You are a vegan

3.) You hate vegans

4.) Spending so much time with anti-capitalists makes you realize the virtues of capitalism

5.) You can't seem to rid yourself of a constant craving for burritos

6.) Bad coffee starts to taste good-ish

cheers to alex for a stoney day...there were more in this list...just gotta remember them

add your own!
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Postby barstoolprophet » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:59 am

you realise the people walking past the window aren't real and are really images on a digitally enhanced hologram thing...and tht the world is the forest...outside of it is a dream :P :shock:
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Postby Cosmic » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:40 pm

You get all defensive like someone just insulted your dying gran when anyone utters but a word of derision concering our tree place.

You go there to smell the place, and then walk out.

You want to get married there, and lets be honest, spend your honeymoon there as well.
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Postby Jane » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:53 pm

you start making lists about lessons the forest has taught you. and include sentences like "They're all cunts. Every last one of them." and
"I can do just about anything" and "Other people, frequently (and unfortunately) can not."

And you insult port.
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Postby Dandolo » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:36 pm

you get stalked by your coworkers. How's the darkroom working out for you, huh, Mat? Vision come to full... fruition? Or are the steamy chemical vats still sublimating in there? You know hydroquinone's a gay pheromone?
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Postby Dandolo » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:39 pm

you realise moments like these make life perfect.
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Postby Nevadanteater » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:06 pm

muahahaa

public persona hacked

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