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Postby Jimmy Bastard » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:42 am

just ploughed through the uploaded photos of the last event
they manage to convey the carnage of what was truly a monstrous mash.
just figured if in the interim between the next official event
anybody might wish to take it outdoors
potential venues
the scottish parliament building
top deck between stops on the number 23 bus
harvey nicholls
or howsabout a Box Love-in
a cardboard orgy with huge dual phallusses, whacking great holes with gaffa taped flaps.
surely an untapped niche market in the fetish market.
What would your box-porn name be?
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Postby beev » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:19 am

The police will be all over you if you go near the parliament with a load of cardboard boxes. They are not entirely free of paranoia - goes with the job.

Anyway, if you are going to engage in potentially illegal/subversive activities, please don't advertise it on the forest's forums as people might get the wrong idea. We are a highly reputable organisation, I'll have you know...
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Postby Jimmy Bastard » Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:07 am

I disagree in order to gain entrance you simply have to pose as a largescale delivery of deluxe boxed kippers, trust me you'll be waved right through.
Failing that then hijacking and crashing the No.23 through the main gates would work as a fine theatrical introduction to the ensuing carnage.






Disclaimer: Box Wars is a low and disreputable operation and is in no way affiliated with other highly reputable organisations be it The Forest or the Scottish Parliament.
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Postby mrkyle » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:42 pm

On behalf of the Boxwars crew:
We are a filthy, degenerate organisation, and have leeched onto the forest and will not let go. theyve continually tried to eject us, but we just come back in disguise (see 'genderf*ck' pics).
Outdoor boxwars is actually the traditional way.
However: Scottish weather, being the wonderfully difficult beast it is, screws it all up. the next event will be mid feb sometime. dates will be posted about the place here and there, hehe.
We've not decided completely on where it will be held. however, a night time boxwars on the meadows in february is not going to happen. I think we'll stay indoors until summer, then burst outside in a blaze of glory!
Potential entrants email either myself or demian on demian13_lsd@hotmail.com or mrkylegreenwood@hotmail.com, or wander into the forest and talk to mat.
catch y'all at the next boxwars.
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Postby Leviathan » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:28 pm

What about Ryanair flight 7832 between Glasgow Prestwick and Weeze?

Pros: Extremely cool location
Very high "balls factor"
Legal pot upon arrival
Afterparty in "De Grote Broek" in Nijmegen

Cons: Possibility of seeing a German or Dutch jail from the inside
Probable ban from flying Ryanair (would suck for Gavin and me)
Possible "Terrorism" charges if plane is forced to land in the Netherlands
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Postby Jimmy Bastard » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:43 pm

Of course!
Fuck all airlines.
Rebrand them RiotAir and schedule bottom-dollar flights to revolutionary hotspots across the globe.
First we take RyanAir then we take Virgin and corner the Sex-Tourism market.

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Postby Leviathan » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:43 pm

Does anybody know already when the next Box Wars will be?

I can get a cheap flight going out on the 12th and coming back on the 19th.
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Postby TheCross » Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:08 pm

I think its the 22 of Feb, or maybe the 12? Kyle...
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Postby Nevadanteater » Mon Jan 30, 2006 2:22 pm

feb 11th!

it will be amazing. there is a band, pre-boxwars events and we've rented the upstairs hall for the boxwar itself.

splurge for the saturday flight. you won't be dissapointed.
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