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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:19 am 
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to all the beautiful volunteers.
As you may or not know myself and Mr. Blue have been fannying around in our little garden for a while now, and its all just starting to get damn exciting coz stuffs starting to grow, yay hooray whoopee. (feel free to jump up and down and hug people for a few minutes).
anyways, the Forest Garden is for you guys to go and chill out (we even made a little chillout shack!) when you want a break. from what im seeing noone's using it! which makes a little bit sad.poopoo. Now this may be due to the unbearably cold weather that frequents our little country or it could be coz none of you know it's allowed.
So im telling you now...IF YOU ARE A VOLUNTEER (AND ONLY VOLUNTEERS ALLOWED) AND YOU WANT A LITTLE BIT OF PEACE TO ENJOY YOUR CUPPA ETC, THEN GO INTO THE GARDEN. coz there's no point in us having one if noone can go appreciate it.
When you go into the garden take in our little bit of inner city greenery and have a nice little daydream...and if things are looking a bit dead or dry, then don't be shy, pick up the watering can and water them.

p.s. please respect the garden as a lot of hardwork has gone into it. Watch that you're not treading on our little baby plants, Don't make too much noise and Don't leave litter or empty cups etc in there, coz i know where you all live and i once saw blue kill a man with the power of his mind, so beware.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:29 pm 
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wow i didnt know forest had a garden! where does one find this? :)


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Through the looking glass behind the weeping fig you will find it.


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if you ever really want to take an interest in the magical far away land that is the garden then talk to me (blue) or Andy.
But don't talk to Andy fro too long.
And if you DO talk to Andy make sure you wear a hula hula skirt and wink at him.

We all need sweet loving, at the end of the day.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:15 pm 
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i feel deeply that Mr Blue should be banned from posting replies to my messages. He's rude and he makes me cry. Where's the love blue? Where? So rude! even after I bought you that dancing midget for your birthday.
He is right though. Even i need a bit of lovin'.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:21 pm 
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garden andy wrote:
i feel deeply that Mr Blue should be banned from posting replies to my messages. He's rude and he makes me cry. Where's the love blue? Where? .


the love is in blue's winks and underneath the hula skirt.

it is terrifying under there, but there is love...somewhere...

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thats not love! Don't be fooled by the winks and hula skirts. He's trying to trap you....... to sexify you. Be strong dammit!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:04 am 
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hey i'm sure i'm supposed to have a say in what my love is doing guys....

Andy that midget had no teeth and was only rental so don't be giving it the sob stories.
You'll never ban me!
Wahaahaaaa!
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i reckon we should have a hula day at the forest personally.
Coconuts with straws and unbrellas in (the tiny ones Andy)
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Coconut bras?

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