1) The forest does not serve fast food. We are all volunteers and aim to get you your order as soon as possible. If you are in a hurry we suggest a sandwich. Placing an order with us is an acceptance of our limitations.!
(or something better)
2) BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER!
sell the beer. price3 the beer.
3) WINE WINE WINE WINE WIEN
sell the wine, price the wine.
4) Poster for forest upstairs directing people to the UP (maybe)
5) we are a charity.
6) don't take glass outside. PAPER CUPS PLEASE.
7) NO drumming - loud noises outside, silly hippies.