We also have a perfectly good laptop with ubuntu sitting in the cabinet, waiting indefinitely for forest records to be ready. Could be used either in the office or behind the decks. Would need securing. It's currently setup so that it can't do anything except play the music that it doesn't yet have, but I could quickly turn it into a normal Ubuntu setup.
I've had it with you. If I had an image of a laser gun I would absolutely position it right here in my hand...
Ha! I have a real laser absolutely positioned in my hand!