Pidgeon facts in the interest of balance
- pidgeons can navigate hundres of miles
- both sexes feed their young with their own milk
- pidgeons were awarded the victoria cross during world war one for their bravery saving human lives
Nowt against the spikes, but Blue's voodoo method of hanging one upside down so that its long drawn out death pangs may be heard by its fellow brethren, cremating the agonized corpse and then hosing the building in its dissolved remains is no way to treat a war hero.
And such dark arts may backfire.