Forest lager slogan

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Forest lager slogan

Postby swithun » Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:44 pm

We were talking about a slogan for the Forest lager that we will be selling. The best one so far, I think, was:

It's like Ryan and women fucking dogs

Can someone do better?
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Postby ravanwin » Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:48 pm

maybe you should explain what F. lager is?
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Postby swithun » Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:31 pm

Is it Williams Brothers who are making it? I can't find anything about a Forest Lager. Then again, there isn't anything on the web about last year's Stiffy beer.
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Postby ravanwin » Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:41 pm

ok: here's the deal

William's Bros. is brewing a forest beer for the festival (i was waiting to discuss this untill AFTER prices etc. had been decided but the Swith jumped the gun....). It is a one of a kind type of thing.

Anyhoooo..... it will have a forest label, look and taste cool, even cold you might say.

so, we need a slogan for the beer.

go for it.

luck,
ryan
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Postby thehemulen » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:44 am

"Better than Schultheiss"

or

"my beer is a forest"
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Postby chris » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:48 am

unbelievable
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Postby beev » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:52 am

"it's the bollocks!"
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Postby bill » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:38 am

what was that about swans/ducks we talked about on sat?
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Postby swithun » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:16 am

Sorry - I didn't know there was a gun to jump.

How about:

Buy a Forest Lager and Erase Barfly Gout

or

Drink Forest Lagers from Frank's Girdle Store

or

Enjoy Forest Lager Responsibly - Be A Serene Frog, Spin Jolly Story

(I've got an anagram program)
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Postby ravanwin » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:01 pm

that´s right: it´s beer
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Postby Gandhi » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:13 pm

A Forest beer!!! thats amazing :D
how about.....

"It'll make you moist"

"crotch grabbingly good"

"its uber nice"

"Getting you pished the non capatilist way"


"Drink me fast and then by another...you cunt"
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Postby Gaz » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:29 pm

The French have come good at last.
The naming of the forest beer shall be.....

PEP UP THE TURMOIL

or

PEP UP TURMOIL

which is it?

AKA
The Peppy
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Postby Jimmy Bastard » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:40 pm

Pep Up The Turmoil
Done.
This thread is dead.
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Pep Up The Turmoil

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Postby Gandhi » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:42 pm

i don't get it? am i missing an inside joke or being thick? PEP UP THE TURMOIL?? eh?
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Postby Gaz » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:43 pm

Does exactly what it says on the....er...bottle.
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Postby thehemulen » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:51 pm

i like Pep Up The Turmoil even if i dont fully get it

swithun, i'll send you a Schultheiss if you send me a Forest beer?!

hepped up on summer, D
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Postby swithun » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:30 pm

You're on. I'll PM you my address when the brewskis land.
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