Forest lager slogan

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Forest lager slogan

Postby swithun » Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:44 pm

We were talking about a slogan for the Forest lager that we will be selling. The best one so far, I think, was:

It's like Ryan and women fucking dogs

Can someone do better?

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Postby ravanwin » Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:48 pm

maybe you should explain what F. lager is?

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Postby swithun » Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:31 pm

Is it Williams Brothers who are making it? I can't find anything about a Forest Lager. Then again, there isn't anything on the web about last year's Stiffy beer.

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Postby ravanwin » Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:41 pm

ok: here's the deal

William's Bros. is brewing a forest beer for the festival (i was waiting to discuss this untill AFTER prices etc. had been decided but the Swith jumped the gun....). It is a one of a kind type of thing.

Anyhoooo..... it will have a forest label, look and taste cool, even cold you might say.

so, we need a slogan for the beer.

go for it.

luck,
ryan

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Postby thehemulen » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:44 am

"Better than Schultheiss"

or

"my beer is a forest"
"If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." --John Cage.

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Postby chris » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:48 am

unbelievable
Maybe it could work? But it will be a kaleidoscopic blend of mysterious shadows and rainbow hued-dreams seen through compassionate tears.

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Postby beev » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:52 am

"it's the bollocks!"

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Postby bill » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:38 am

what was that about swans/ducks we talked about on sat?

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Postby swithun » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:16 am

Sorry - I didn't know there was a gun to jump.

How about:

Buy a Forest Lager and Erase Barfly Gout

or

Drink Forest Lagers from Frank's Girdle Store

or

Enjoy Forest Lager Responsibly - Be A Serene Frog, Spin Jolly Story

(I've got an anagram program)

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Postby ravanwin » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:01 pm

that´s right: it´s beer

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Postby Gandhi » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:13 pm

A Forest beer!!! thats amazing :D
how about.....

"It'll make you moist"

"crotch grabbingly good"

"its uber nice"

"Getting you pished the non capatilist way"


"Drink me fast and then by another...you cunt"
It's like God's vagina!

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Postby Gaz » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:29 pm

The French have come good at last.
The naming of the forest beer shall be.....

PEP UP THE TURMOIL

or

PEP UP TURMOIL

which is it?

AKA
The Peppy
the more you think, the more you stink

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Postby Jimmy Bastard » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:40 pm

Pep Up The Turmoil
Done.
This thread is dead.
Pep Up The Turmoil

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Postby Gandhi » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:42 pm

i don't get it? am i missing an inside joke or being thick? PEP UP THE TURMOIL?? eh?
It's like God's vagina!

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Postby Gaz » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:43 pm

Does exactly what it says on the....er...bottle.
the more you think, the more you stink

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Postby thehemulen » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:51 pm

i like Pep Up The Turmoil even if i dont fully get it

swithun, i'll send you a Schultheiss if you send me a Forest beer?!

hepped up on summer, D
"If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." --John Cage.

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Postby swithun » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:30 pm

You're on. I'll PM you my address when the brewskis land.


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