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swithun
 Post subject: Forest lager slogan
PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:44 pm 
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We were talking about a slogan for the Forest lager that we will be selling. The best one so far, I think, was:

It's like Ryan and women fucking dogs

Can someone do better?
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ravanwin
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maybe you should explain what F. lager is?

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swithun
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Is it Williams Brothers who are making it? I can't find anything about a Forest Lager. Then again, there isn't anything on the web about last year's Stiffy beer.
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ravanwin
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ok: here's the deal

William's Bros. is brewing a forest beer for the festival (i was waiting to discuss this untill AFTER prices etc. had been decided but the Swith jumped the gun....). It is a one of a kind type of thing.

Anyhoooo..... it will have a forest label, look and taste cool, even cold you might say.

so, we need a slogan for the beer.

go for it.

luck,
ryan

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thehemulen
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"Better than Schultheiss"

or

"my beer is a forest"

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chris
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unbelievable

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"it's the bollocks!"
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bill
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what was that about swans/ducks we talked about on sat?
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swithun
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Sorry - I didn't know there was a gun to jump.

How about:

Buy a Forest Lager and Erase Barfly Gout

or

Drink Forest Lagers from Frank's Girdle Store

or

Enjoy Forest Lager Responsibly - Be A Serene Frog, Spin Jolly Story

(I've got an anagram program)
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ravanwin
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that´s right: it´s beer

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Gandhi
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A Forest beer!!! thats amazing :D
how about.....

"It'll make you moist"

"crotch grabbingly good"

"its uber nice"

"Getting you pished the non capatilist way"

"Drink me fast and then by another...you cunt"

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Gaz
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The French have come good at last.
The naming of the forest beer shall be.....

PEP UP THE TURMOIL

or

PEP UP TURMOIL

which is it?

AKA
The Peppy

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Jimmy Bastard
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Pep Up The Turmoil
Done.
This thread is dead.

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Pep Up The Turmoil
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Gandhi
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i don't get it? am i missing an inside joke or being thick? PEP UP THE TURMOIL?? eh?

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Gaz
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Does exactly what it says on the....er...bottle.

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thehemulen
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i like Pep Up The Turmoil even if i dont fully get it

swithun, i'll send you a Schultheiss if you send me a Forest beer?!

hepped up on summer, D

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swithun
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You're on. I'll PM you my address when the brewskis land.
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