Hey ho, happy morning, the fridge is fucked.
All the milk is bad. As are various food products. What to do/who to call? Should I cancel tomorrow's milk (there is a lot of milk anyway). Can someone come in and fix everything, I will give you kisses and tea and maybe cheese based products...
"We all tend to idealise kindness and tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nutcases." Sebastian Horsley