I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium

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I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium

Post by amelia » Fri May 02, 2008 10:18 pm

My travels back to Australia ensured the chill I caught in Edinburgh became pleurosy and a chest infection. In this painful and unfamiliar state my thoughts are in the Forest unisex toilets, bottom of the stairs, veer right then straight ahead. I directed a woman thusly to them and I felt badly for it. She was twenty years younger than my Aunty Clare but her attitude to toileting was as my Aunty Clare's was and my heart sank for her.

Please, upon my return, can I be the toilet guru. I promise nothing joyful will be snuck in, as I can do doom and gloom and darkness with the best of them. I specialised in this catergory in my teens and early twenties. I believe I am qualified for the position. I have shared in all manner of abodes with all manner of unsavouries. I also have the full knowledge of everything a woman may need to do while visiting the toilets. Whilst a man does more evacuative things in toilets (not speaking for homosexual men)a woman on occasion will need to place something inside her and for this reason finds greater comfort and greater health satisfaction from clean surrounds so her very health and safety is not threatened.
I promise, there will be no sudden joyful surprises, and no curtains suddenly appearing. I will not paint the walls yellow but perhaps a mural continuing into the bathroom could occur...There is much to be said for the current black theme however. Our sexual bits and differences have been the cause of much death and misery and pain and misunderstanding. Painted blood dripping from the ceiling and over the doors could be added in to further heighten the painful seperation these misunderstandings cause us and of the death to those women who are the bleeders and of misunderstood and unhonoured bleedings. Time for my second dose of my medication for this Scottish fever...vole 1 Amelia for toilet guru*

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Post by Gaz » Tue May 06, 2008 3:02 pm

I see the toilets have had another dose of shit graffiti and tagging.

choice cut:

"Tramp Cafe LOL"

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Post by Gandhi » Wed May 07, 2008 7:26 am

All in favour of changing the name from Forest to Tramp Cafe say aye.

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Post by swithun » Wed May 07, 2008 9:55 pm

Ayerrgh.
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Post by Shannon » Wed May 07, 2008 10:09 pm

They are being repainted tonight.

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Re: I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium

Post by Gaz » Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:02 pm

New slogan now in!!!!

Someone has sprayed in white on front next to the bus stop:

"The Fascist Cafe"

Double ouch!! :?
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Post by ravanwin » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:15 pm

most people i have spoken to find it hilariously ironic.

a true humorist at work! i salute!

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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:24 pm

"The Fascist Cafe"

I expect a fresh logo from Martin sharpish.
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Post by Gaz » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:52 pm

....and Swith... fire up the gimp!!
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Post by swithun » Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:12 pm

Et walah.

It is surprising no one thought of it sooner.
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Post by martinmckenna » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:46 pm

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Post by swithun » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:09 pm

I doff my artist's berret to the master of keming.

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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:27 pm

I have great friends.
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Post by ravanwin » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:30 pm

putting the fashion back into fascism.

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Post by ChaoticReality » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:57 pm

Sorry to resurrect and old thread, but I noticed the Facist Cafe graffiti is now gone.

Why? Who removed it? I thought it was both humorously ironic and also a nice tip of the hat to freedom of expression (because we hadn't removed it).
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Post by Lynne » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:08 pm

People from the Council came round last week saying they were going to remove the graffiti on the front of the building...

Are we talking about the same thing Mike?!

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Post by ChaoticReality » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:11 pm

Yup. Why did we let them remove it? I liked it :(
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Re: I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium

Post by Duncan » Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:04 pm

The only acceptable art is that which has been democratically chosen by telephone poll.
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Re: I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium

Post by Gaz » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:40 pm

Happy memories....preserved forever!
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However, comparing goose-stepping and genocide with burittos and bongos....

...I'm not quite sure it adds up.

In fact, when you think about it, it is quite offensive.
To have your name associated with such dirty, rotten people...

Those poor fascists :wink:
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Re: I'm dreaming of the Forest toilets... or is it delirium

Post by Duncan » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:48 am

How about we round up bongo drummers and ship them to a concentration camp?
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