This event is so legendary that people are still talking about last year's. People are still kicking themselves that they missed it. People are still saying that they were there, even though we know they were at home washing their hair. The day after, the city of Edinburgh lost an estimated 3 million pounds due to absenteeism, motherfuckers were so worn out from rocking. Chemists ran out of morning after pills, there was so much wanton fornication in the Crafty Room.
This year, for your delight, we bring you Conflict Diamonds, the hardest rocking two-piece in the business. Pete Wilde strokes and thrashes his guitar, like it is an external organ that can never be satisfied. And Kevin Murray is possibly the tallest man to ever grace a drum stool.
We also bring you the best in hard rock DJs. You know that The Beard, G-Force and $dawg will keep you begging for
It is logically impossible to ask for more. But there is more. More beer than you can possibly afford. More wine than you want to drink. If you look up the definition of excess in the dictionary, you will see this poster.
No sleep until Tuesday.