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 Post subject: Virgo Cull
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:43 pm 
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It seems that we have too many Virgos at the Forest. This is causing serious astrological imbalances in our organisation and may be the root cause of our problems with the basement and indeed global warming

My proposal is

Cull 50% of Virgos in our organisation, this can be done humanely with some kind of virgocidal cleaning agent, I'm sure they'd appreciate a nice clean death

Have a moratorium on Virgo recruitment. Potential volunteers. Must bring in an astrological chart

Hire an astrologer to help us rebuild our team with the appropriate astrological mix (steady on the scorpio's and not too many Pisces)

Any thoughts and comments welcome. Unless your a Virgo

C


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 Post subject: Re: Virgo Cull
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:03 pm 
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Turning them into ex-virgos is quite easy. At least the fit ones.


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 Post subject: Re: Virgo Cull
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:33 pm 
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Mister C wrote:

Any thoughts and comments welcome. Unless your a Virgo

C


Oh oh spotting the flaw in your plan right there. Enjoy the lone silence. x

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 Post subject: Re: Virgo Cull
PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:11 pm 
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aquarians are pretty reliable and full of amazing ideas , or so i hear!

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